Canadian Culture: National Identity?
"Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain."
– Pierre Elliott Trudeau
"Canadians are an ambivalent lot — one minute they want to be peacekeepers, next minute they punch the hell out of each other on the ice rink."
– Ken Wiwa Tuesday, July 1, 2003 - The Globe & Mail,
"... Indeed, there was a historian many years ago who talked about Canada being a collection of countries of losers, people who have been driven out, if not because of war then because of famine, if not because of famine then because of disease and desperation and poverty. "
– Dr. John English, June 13, 2000, STANDING COMMITTEE ON CANADIAN HERITAGE
"Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour. We're more like celery as a flavour."
– Mike Myers
Common Characteristics of Canadians
- Twelve Characteristics that define us as Canadians/ So what is a Canadian? This isn’t always an easy question to answer. In fact, who we are is often a subject of debate. "There is no real definition for what a Canadian is" you may hear. Our complicated history involving two nations is at the heart of that problem. However, to say that we aren’t a distinctive people really isn’t so. We’ve always seen ourselves as a nation that believes in three values about who we are — peace, order and good government. We are a gentle people. We’ve never started a war, although we’ve participated valiantly in many of them. We want to have governments that speak to the notion of order and direction. We’ve always understood the importance of having good government, although we’ve not always been successful in achieving that goal. Nevertheless, our history as a people reflects those three principles. We are an accommodating group and it describes in so many ways our evolution as a unique country with a set of values distinct from other nations in the world."
Canadians Favourite Foods and Beverages
"The history of Canadian food can be traced back to our native people. They gave us food such as corn, beans, pumpkins, maple syrup, bison, caribou and dried salmon."
– CBC.
[CBC Archives]
"Canadian food has no outstanding characteristic, none whatsoever, says Colonel Harland Sanders, the founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise. The colonel tells CBC's Joe Taylor that there wasn't one dish he particularly enjoyed on his trips across Canada, describing Canadian fare as ‘plumb tasteless!’ " – Colonel Harland Sanders.
[CBC Archives]
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Drink Beer
With all due respect to the BC and Ontario wine industries when you think of Canadian beverages, most people think beer. Beer is Canada’s social lubricant. It is the great equalizer -- the richest billionaire and poorest Scarborough resident can still share a Blue together and marvel at how great Canada is. - Kraft Dinner: Information From Answers.com "Canada has always been the world's largest per capita consumer of Kraft Dinner, and despite its American origins, the product has become a part of Canadian culture." (a.k.a. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese)
- J.l. Kraft Guess what? James Lewis Kraft was born in Ontario, Canada. Maybe that’s why Canadians love Kraft Dinner.
- NEWS for North Dakotans "... Canadians love dousing their “chips” (translation: French fries) with malt vinegar... when they're not swabbing their chips with gravy. Maybe this odd behavior has something to do with the current value of the Canadian dollar."
- BeaverTails It’s a whole-wheat pastry deep-fried to perfection, topped with any combination of sugar and cinnamon, maple syrup, apples, or chocolate, to name a few.
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French Canadian Pea Soup | Soupe aux pois
This tasty belly-filling soup is a favourite of French Canadians. - Poultine Rapées For many Acadians living in southeastern New Brunswick, Poultine Rapées, potato dumpling dish with a mixture of seasoned pork in the centre, is considered a national dish.
Timon’s Poutine
It‘s gross, it‘s messy and it‘s delicious! And Canadians love it!
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Fernand Lachance
Is the inventor of poutine, originally used the French-Canadian word “poutine” to describe the mishmashed mess — french fries and cheese curds — would make. The name stuck. Poutine (pronounced poo-teen) is served in fast-food outlets from Toronto to Florida and from Venezuela to Rome.
- Newfoundland Flipper Pie
Canadians living in Newfoundland (“Newfies”) prefer fish and chips, their favourite dish, but as stand-bys eat cods’ tongues, fried bread dough with molasses, and seal flipper pie. - Timbits
It's a round donut (doughnut balls) made from the donut hole? Tim Hortons — the coffee shop where Timbits are sold -- plays a number of valuable roles in Canadian culture, including confusing tourists with signs reading “One Hundred Timbits for a dollar!”.
How Canadians are Different?
USA vs CANADA: Better Place to Live?
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Lonely Planet
Canada’s strength lies in its difference.
Those expecting Canada to be a blander version of the USA should check their assumptions at the door. Canada's wild northern frontier, which has etched itself into the national psyche, and its distinct patchwork of peoples have created a country that is decidedly different from its brash neighbour.
It’s the edginess between Canada's indigenous, French and British traditions that gives the nation its complex three-dimensional character. Add to this a constant infusion of US culture and a plethora of traditions brought by migrants, and you have a thriving multicultural society.
History
of Canada’s Health Plan
"The chief difference [between Canadians and Americans] is in philosophy: Canadians are endeavoring to develop a health care system directed to health needs - not a competitive system to serve an illness market."- Jokes
"Apparently, Americans and Canadians prefer jokes that make other people look stupid." .... "Naturally, the top Canadian joke makes fun of stupid Americans."
- Pretty
Funny Canadian Joke
A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada ?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there’s nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
"No shit?" replied the boy. "Who’d she play for?"
- Break Eh !
"Well, we’re a team of 5 nomadic Ecuadorians that scour the web searching for cool Canadian content. I know it sounds weird, but it’s true. Why do this you ask? We love Canada. We go there on vacation to hunt moose, play hockey and enjoy the local flavour." - Americans
vs. Canadians vs. Brits
Canadians:
Encourage immigrants to keep their old ways, and avoid assimilation.
Americans:
Encourage immigrants to assimilate quickly, and dump their old ways.
Brits:
Encourage immigrants to go to Canada or America. -
Oh, Canada: Our Nutty Neighbors to the North
" Our friends to the north are socialists who drift aimlessly from secession over “parlez-vous francais?” to capital punishment for Chanel No. 5. These are folks with a little too much time on their hands —largely because of high unemployment. They taunt the U.S and we take it because we need British Columbia skiing. But, we should not fall for their socialist ploys. " -
Our Resentful Little Brother
"Little brother [Canada] is not a bad guy by any means. But he is skinny, short, and not nearly as popular or important amongst his friends. He has a lot of talents and other positive attributes, but he’s dwarfed by the aura of big brother [USA]. Little brother has an esteem problem."
Canadian Fashion Statements
Lumberjack Shirts
"Around for years — and worn with pride by a long, illustrious line of Canadian iconoclasts from Bob and Doug McKenzie, and the Quinlan Quints, to the inimitable senior statesman of flannel, Neil Young — the plaid shirt has become the unofficial symbol of the land of the true North, strong and free."-
Tuque
Canadians wear tuques: "stocking caps that are warm, knitted, and usually pointed". -
(For factual info see “Fashion”)
Canadian Values
- Canadian
History & Culture
"Canadians value: Peace, Justice, Tolerance, Loyalty, Humanity / Human Rights, Respect for Authority, Vision, Equality, Strength, Beauty, Spirituality, Non-Violence. That's what the True North, Strong and Free, means to me. We are a nation of nations, a community of communities, united in our diversities, with values of our own, and proud of it." - Language Debate
"In my belief, rights are rights are rights. There is no such thing as inside rights and outside rights. No such thing as right for the tall and rights for the short. No such thing as rights for the front and rights for the back, or rights for East and rights for West. Rights are rights and will always be rights. There are no partial rights." [Translation from French] –M. Clifford Lincoln, 1988 Québec´s National Assembly - The Great
Canadian Identity Crisis
"We are a nation of contradictions floating helplessly in a sea of confusion with no framework for living, with no proper definition of justice and without a single philosophical clue as to how a nation of civilized men interacts and sustains itself."
Canadian Peacekeepers/Peacemakers
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"The country the world forgot - again
The Canadians proudly say of themselves - and are unheard by anyone else - that 1 per cent of the world's population has provided 10 per cent of the world's peace-keeping forces. Canadian soldiers in the past half century have been the greatest peace-keepers on earth - in 39 missions on UN mandates, and six on non-UN peace-keeping duties, from Vietnam to East Timor, from Sinai to Bosnia."
Canadian Communication
- Internet
Killed Canadian Spelling
"I have always been a proud Canadian speller. I love all our extra "U´s" - colour and neighbour just look wrong any other way. A cheque is something you take to the bank while a check is a tick mark or square of colour on cloth. Reversed "re´s" seem to give words like centre and theatre a little extra je ne sai quoi." - Canadian
literature
"If Canadian literature had to be distilled into a single word, for the sake of comparison with all other literatures, that word would be satire. Satire has jokingly been called Canada´s national sport. From its two famous contemporary television political satire shows, This Hour Has 22 Minutes and Royal Canadian Air Farce back through time to the very early Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town by Stephen Leacock, Canadians have used satire not only to entertain, but also to promote societal reform." - What
are Canadians Like?
"It’s a northern sport and they are as north as you can get in North America. The Canadians have been the best at hockey for YEARS! The Montreal Canadians still lead the league with the most Stanley Cup wins. They have 24. The next most is Toronto Maple Leaf’s and they have 13 wins. People in Canada just dominate the sport. It’s in their blood. They’re born with it. And he really should be a Red Wings fan... just saying :)"
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity.
– Marshall McLuhan

